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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:05 pm

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.





* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 pm

A Japanese girl was having sex and accidentally farted. She said oh me so sorry. You make front hole so happy back hole blow you a kiss
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:51 pm

A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says im going to die soon but i want to have sex before i do but i must remain a virgin so it will have to be anul and i cannot commit adultery so the man must be single. Can you fulfill my wish? Yes says the driver and fulfills her wish. Then feeling guilty says i am sorry i lied im married with 3 kids. Thats ok said the nun, i lied too. My name is Kevin and im going to a fancy dress party.
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:16 am

SIPPING VODKA


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.



After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.



The monsignor replied, ' When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'



So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.



He proceeded to talk up a storm.



Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note o n the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Chris t as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8 ) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) W h en David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'

12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:48 pm

I love that one. Keep them coming
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:00 pm

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? You should -

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:15 pm

INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their
hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom
Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David; Hearts - Charlemagne; Clubs -Alexander, the Great;

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q.. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Now....
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

It also only imputs the first and the last letter.
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:00 pm

Went to the chinese last night, there were two eyes staring at me from under the noodles.
I s**t myself !
Then I realised it was just the peeking duck!!!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:02 pm

I was worried last night when i heard a noise coming from my fridge! affraid

I thought it was the Bee Gees singing but it was just the chives talking!!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:30 pm

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,

"Father, I have a problem.


I have two female parrots,

But they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unision: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.
Shocked,one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put the beads away Francis,
our prayers have been answered!"

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:32 pm

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:47 pm

What are the three words you would dread to hear while making love?
"Honey, I`m home!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:54 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!

Nice one Lizzie!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Wed May 06, 2009 12:41 am

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?


When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the
kids.
Took her out with one punch.


I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon May 11, 2009 7:57 pm

you are in the pub when you suddenly realise you need to fart. the music is really loud,so you time your farts with the beat.after a couple of songs you start to feel better. as you finish your pint,you notice that everyone is staring at you.then you remember .......you`re listening to your ipod.....
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon May 11, 2009 7:59 pm

how mant times hav we all been singing at the top of our voices with the ipod ,walkman in.......
i know i have in my exams many years ago......got chucked out lol
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon May 25, 2009 12:36 am

For all Who Work With Rude Customers, shame WE can't actually do this ! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.



The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'



The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'


Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'



With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'



Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon May 25, 2009 1:03 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:51 am

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic e-mail Replies:

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply
to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted
in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see who did this over and over and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of
Steve
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:15 pm

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.....

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:40 pm

four jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.They were all philosophizing on what the fastest thing in the world was.Seymour said ,"i tink de fassas ting is a thought, because before you can tink it, it already thought".
Winston said,"nah maan,de fasses ting is a blink cos because before you tink to blink u dun a blink already"
Delroy said" no man da fasses ting is heelectricity, because when u turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on!"
Leroy says ,"nah man de fasses ting is diarrhoea"
"Diarrhoea"they all say ...
"yes, cos last nite before i could tink,blink or switch de lite on,me shit meself!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:47 pm

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns!!



Dear Roger



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house with a lady who had come to visit us to arrange our Wills. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.



When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bed with the Will writer. I am 32, my husband is 34.



We have been married for ten years and have two children.



When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.



Can you help please?



Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults

with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear,

check the vacuum pipe and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding

wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be the fuel pump itself

that is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.



By the way, well done for ensuring you have a Will in place as this is an area which is often overlooked by many of my readers.
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:16 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: put a smile on your face......jokes   Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:39 pm

married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than me..' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female Wink

No offence boys!!
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